Sunday, 15 July 2012
So, considering the uhh... thousands of emails, tweets, Facebook messages (and so forth) I've received from my thousands of blog readers, I'd say you've all noticed that I've been gone a while and you're clearly desperate to know why...
Not really (actually, yes really, I thank you guys so much for the support and apologize for the lack of posts, your emails and messages are not lost on me, and I do log in from time to time and read them, I even check my blog statistics and see people visiting my old posts every day!). I've had no emails. No tweets, and definitely no messages from anyone requesting a new blog. I don't think any of you have noticed that I've been gone, nor do you give a fuck... in fact, the only Facebook message I've received concerning my blog went a little something like this;
"lol u havent posted in nerly a year??? tankh goddd!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur stupid blogz, ur sick sense f humur, ur overdone wittt nd 'try too hard to b funny' atittude was so fuckin ugly and yurgh u thnk ur so hansome n talented but ur a waste of space DONT POST AGEN PLZ!!!
btw susbcribe to my youtube channel th link is on my profile"
... I know what you're thinking, "JINN, YOU'RE WAY TOO AWESOME TO RECEIVE SUCH NONSENSE TROLL MAIL", and the thing is, YOU'RE RIGHT, I AM, I GOT NO SUCH MESSAGE- I'm human just like the rest of you, and just like the rest of you, I am subject to being victimized by uneducated morons who want to chip in their two cents through whatever means possible- the best thing to do, is Suicide is the Answer (see what I did there? Self-advertising, ha!). And just in case that's not what you were thinking, I'll answer your second question. Yes, I did subscribe to his Youtube channel. Don't judge me.
Truth is, I haven't had new content up for a very long time because I've been sitting in my room contemplating some very important life decisions. Like what? Well, off the top of my head, for example, on Facebook, when someone posts up a picture of a woman beating her son or daughter, and the caption reads "like this if you are against child abuse, keep scrolling and ignore if you have no heart"- I don't get it. I'm clicking LIKE (which generally means I like/ agree with the content I see) on a picture of a woman beating her kid to a pulp, to show I am AGAINST child abuse? Why am I LIKING something if I am AGAINST it?! I'm meant to like what I WANT, not what I unwant (is that a word?)- and if I don't like the picture and keep scrolling down, DOES IT REALLY MEAN THAT I HAVE NO HEART? Does it mean that my heart will suddenly and mysteriously disappear from my chest? Will I die? Will I die if I don't like this picture? What if I am for child abuse but have a heart?! WHAT DO I DO?
You see, when I said "life decisions", I literally meant decisions that could decide my life. Things like why is the word "understand" made up of the two words "under" and "stand" have crossed my mind too; what could that possibly mean and what does it have to do with the actual definition? What is under standing? Is it standing slightly under (lower) what you'd usually stand as? Like standing with a slightly hunched back? Or is it William Shakespeare (the inventor of the English language by the way if you didn't know) playing a prank on us?!
But all jokes aside, it's my birthday today (15th of July), and in fact, the third birthday I've celebrated on this blog, the previous two are slightly shorter but far more hilarious than this one (my sense of humour seems to be dying out as I grow older)- the links can be found here; BIRTHDAY #1 and BIRTHDAY #2.
I won't tell you how old I just turned, but if you can guess right, in the comment section below, YOU WILL RECEIVE A PRIZE OF- nothing. You don't win shit.
I've also noticed that a lot of you have unsubscribed from my blog due to the lack of posts, I have three words for you; YOUR LOSS CUNTS subscribe again please.
Recommend this to get the word out; I'm back.
Comment your birthday greetings below, it does mean a lot believe it or not.
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